December 2011
141 posts
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Something is missing
Little death makes life more meaningful
So be grateful you’re alive because it can be taken away so quickly
I showed them all the best of me, but my best was...
Broken Angel - Boyce Avenue lyrics slightly changed
Oh gee aren't I pathetic....
I am so mad at you because you keep saying things like I’ll text you tomorrow, but you never do, and when I text you, you rarely answer. Then when we talk half the time it’s a two minute conversation where we say hi, hi, whatsup? nm actually about to go to sleep sorry..goodnight buddyyyy!!!, and then I say goodnight buddy! sweet dreams :) and pretend to believe that I am indeed your...
If I could go back now I wouldn't change a thing...
<3
pyr0philia:
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Baby loves to dance in the dark, 'cause when he's...
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the... →
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OMG SHELDONS FACE <3
Sometimes I feel like screaming I AM HERE in hopes...
People can be pretty awesome. :)
Especially this one girl who is REALLY AWESOME and my BEST FRIEND and I LOVE HER <3 and shes kinda sad and pissed which makes me sad and she might be getting sick which is depressing but SHES AWESOME which i hope she knows.
pyr0philia:
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Just once I wish you would notice how much effort...
Why?
I just don’t get why some of the jerkiest people alive are born with everything, and the some of the nicest people have nothing. Why people all over are starving and homeless yet every person in Opera’s studio audience gets a car. Why some child is dying because their parents cant afford a doctor, and people don’t want to give up a few more dollars for universal healthcare. Why...
It's just enough to steal my heart and run, and...
Aim for the stars if thats where you belong
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please-justlovemeforme:
i cannot stand girls who post pictures of themselves on facebook basically wearing no clothes. is it really necessary to wear shorts that are 5 sizes to small and shirts that are clearly a little too tight and your trashy leopard print bra showing? honestly, what is wrong with some girls? i…
Don't worry, you can't hate me more than I hate...
I have amazing friends
why do i spend all my time waiting for you when i...
I honestly don't know how I'm going to get through...
I have the bestest best friend anybody could ever...
Thank you <3
Yesterday, all of my troubles seemed so far away...
I'm not okay
